Read that article today on msn. 4 ways to break up with your boyfriend nicely.

YES! I do read the articles they have on msn.com. Only when its interesting lah.

Anyway, the article started off with some poor girl, obviously to nice to cruelly dump her boyfriend, complaining/whining about how she doesn't know how to do it, NICELY though.

Anyway, here are the answers.

First off, go somewhere private together, like your apartment or his house. (There's nothing worse than getting dumped in a restaurant, while you try to hide your teary eyes behind your water glass!) [lol. funny much.]

Be kind and straightforward. Tell him that he's an amazing guy, but you don't feel the same connection anymore. My mom always says that no one can fault you for just being honest. Stick to your gut and be compassionate and strong, even if he cries, gets angry or asks you to reconsider.

Focus on the big picture. Tell him the general reasons why you can't be together, but spare him the gory details--like, he embarrasses you in front of your friends, his jokes are always cheesy, or (the real zinger) you're not attracted to him anymore. He doesn't need to know!

Finally, end it for good. Try not to call him, even if you're feeling lonely. Try not to email him. Take him off your facebook friend list. And definitely try not to hook up with him. It's impossible to get over someone if you're still seeing them all the time. Even if you want to be friends someday, you need a break. So cut off contact and stay strong!

I think hor, writing this article a few weeks before valentines day is not a very nice thing to do lor. Give people idea's only. Anyway, after reading it. I decided to write my own cacated version. Make way, people, for........

4 ways to break up with your boyfriend cruelly
*Dump him in the public. Screaming loudly about all his flaws and how he's a bad kisser, and bad in bed and, OMGWTFBBQ SMELLS BAD. Then proceed to stab him with a fork(if in restaurant), key(if standing on roadside) or pencil(if he disturbs you at work)
*Be kind and STRAIGHTFORWARD. Be HONEST. And CRY LIKE A BITCH if he tries to ask you to reconsider, while following step 1. Preferably in public.
*Scrutinize on ALLLL the little things he does wrong. And when he tries to bring up good memories, like that teddy bear he gives you, or the your first kiss...
If he brings out... THE TEDDY*dramatic music* Throw the teddy on the floor, and step on it ,preferably with heels, and kick it to a side of the road.
If he brings up your first kiss....
Snatch the first guy you see, the uglier the better, french him like your life depended on it, and then smirk at ex with biatchy face.
* Be cold. Ignore him. Start dating other guys behind his back. And if one day, you pass by on the road, and he says hi, just say: uh...who are you?! *looks at guy suspiciously*
Can say that the last one was the mostt passive one.
Personally, i think that the 4 ways above was WAY too cruel and i'll probably wouldn't even try it. I PROMISE!!!!

Warning though, if you'd like to try those, be ready to face the consequences of the vengeful ex-boyfriend. *dramatic music again*

Anyway, those are for the dumper girls. For the dumpee's, muahahaha...
TO BE CONTINUED....

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Oh, like my new layout. It's just for valentines. XD
Things i'll be doing on valentines, instead of going out with the love of my life(which has yet to make his dashing appearance) :
1. Pancaragam-ing in the morning and at the night.
2. Sleep in the afternoon.
3. Sob underneath covers of bed coz this is my 17th year of singledom. (yes. shut up.)

xoxo